And we hit $1000 today. Shaking my damn head.

That’s exactly who I’m referring to. A mechanic friend of mine tells me stories about people who will come in with a Jeep they just bought and get it lifted, put 35s on it, snorkel kit, make-faster stickers, and whatever else there is. And they do it all the time.

“At some point I do think it’s possible that an actual, in-reality Tesla owner/stan may perhaps feel just a bit of irritation and perhaps even anger as they see this affront affixed to my tiny, absurd vehicle.”

But your use of "micturating" was even more impressive. "Ok Google, define micturating" though I did kind of infer it).

:-)

“Solid front axles are helpful in low-speed rock crawling and in inducing death wobble and horrid on-road stability and comfort. The end.”

Are we counting the $20k they dump into all the power gear after buying it brand new? If so, then I’d say a bunch.

“Full frontal”

Exactly.

Meh.

I got you, babe.

Oh wow, that’s crazy. I don’t know enough of Norristown other than the [obviously small] part I saw, and whatever I’ve heard in the news when someone was murdered there or something.

I was using PS2's for Pascal programming in early high school. At home, we had the Commodore 64C, and we played around with BASIC and machine language. You can only have 7 sprites on a screen! ;)

Some can be, I believe, but no one does that anymore. Especially if you’re considering all of the weight that is part of a toll gantry; there is tons of equipment up there. I work around that industry, though I’ve never seen one as big as either of those that he showed. I think the largest I have seen is around 177',…

And that’s just hilarious, considering I once helped a friend move his sister to an apartment in Norristown, and I watched, from her window, like 10 drug deals on the 3 street corners there, and 3 high-speed car chases right up the street. No way that dude lives in Norristown; probably more like Chester/Bucks where…

I believe I said “$3500.” That seems about right.

Crack Pipe. I don’t care what the market is, this is robbery. I wouldn’t pay a dime over $3500 for it; yes, even though it’s a Toyota. But I DO like it.

Amazing southern accents, too. Yeehaw!

I met him at the Phoenix race track a couple of times as part of a national guard recruiting event. Meaning, I was already in the guard but my recruiter and I got along really well and became friends and he hooked me up.

PA here; can confirm. Pennsyltucky is real, man.