Jeebus! See, I didn’t bother checking prices first, but if $4k is CP for me, can you imagine the Speedball Pipe that $11k is? Oh well, I’m old.

My irrational hate for Miatas aside, I don’t doubt that for a second.

SO much fun stuff, so many broken parts. Good luck with your pneumatic chainsaw, no matter how fucking cool it is on paper. 

I <3 this comment.

Every such sized vehicle that I’ve driven (10 years in the Army) has been nothing short of terrifying at higher speeds than that. That beast is a guaranteed rollover drill if you’re trying to canyon-carve in it... or just make sharp turns. 60 feels like 100, if that helps.

Maybe I’m just remembering prices as they used to be, but as an old-soul Gen X’er, I just can’t see paying $4k for a 27-year old car, with that description you just gave.

The more and more paragraphs I read, the more and more Cracky the Pipe got. No thanks.

Naw man, It's definitely worth that much.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

The only solace I have, is she isn’t “good enough for the kinda girls we date.” If you know what I mean... I hope so, because I’m really trying to work that phrase in here.

Learn to common core math, son, I’m a gen-x’er.

It is indeed a great time to hand-pick some short-sell stocks on companies that will inevitably rebound when it’s over (think tech).

“Won’t the virus just let up so the precious brands can stay in the black?? Jesus.”

Ouch, man. Just ouch.

Yes, being I have a daughter who is a college freshman, this hit hard.

Everyone knows unicorns function much better with unicorn teeth, so, your metaphor is noted, but imperfect.

“bat soup from Wuhan”

Lol. Well played.

But the next one is gonna be electric!

What’s wrong with cougars?