The only solace I have, is she isn’t “good enough for the kinda girls we date.” If you know what I mean... I hope so, because I’m really trying to work that phrase in here.

Learn to common core math, son, I’m a gen-x’er.

It is indeed a great time to hand-pick some short-sell stocks on companies that will inevitably rebound when it’s over (think tech).

“Won’t the virus just let up so the precious brands can stay in the black?? Jesus.”

Ouch, man. Just ouch.

Yes, being I have a daughter who is a college freshman, this hit hard.

Everyone knows unicorns function much better with unicorn teeth, so, your metaphor is noted, but imperfect.

“bat soup from Wuhan”

Lol. Well played.

But the next one is gonna be electric!

What’s wrong with cougars?

lmao!

Man, Hummer doesn’t even get a mention for its miraculous return?

Um, you’re the only one here named Someone...

So much vaping to do, so little time...

Hard to change the huge ship that is unionized though.

I owned an 04 SS and I really liked that car, for the most part. They seemed to have a habit of blowing out hubs, but it was an easy fix. Wasn’t anything flashy but it got the job done. My parents had an 03 (not SS) and it blew a transmission around 60k, but never any issues after that.

Hey man, you’re starting to get it! Only 986 puns later! :D

“That’s a running Porsche for the price of… well, I can’t think of anything out of category that might cost that much right at the moment”

I hear that, man.