Yeah, it IS that simple... and then someone makes the case for subsidizing it because we just CAN’T let XYZ fail.

Well then, someone really fucked up on the naming of those suckers.

You better watch your back, bro. There’s a dude around here who feasts SOLELY on panda steaks. It’s really disturbing. 

“...and Leroy had a spare engine laying around, so he says, why not? And I’m all like Yeah! Woohoo! And that’s the story of how we built a sports car.”

The Toyota Corona is sad, and obviously forgotten.

No.

Can you catch ED from a Land Rover? I'd be more afraid it just didn't work.

Fuck you, Land Rover.

Sir, this IS a Wendy’s.

...and to make them affordable. How can the masses adopt what they can’t afford? Please don’t say subsidies...

I think the thing to consider in that case is the massive increase in scale of mining and processing operations. And who's gonna be the new Middle East.

That’s all you'll get, bro.

Just the tip?

Oh, yeah, I got nothin’ for the shitty roads. Ain’t no underspray gonna help that. Gotta get Kevlar tires, beefy control arms and OME shocks to navigate the rough streets of PA.

Lol, no idea. I suppose some year between when I actually knew that and now, I must have changed it in my head. Probably in some mental juxtapositioning with the suppressed anger at what the Europeans are calling ‘coupes’. There was probably also beer involved. And a bit of weed. Definitely some weed. Thanks! 

God it’s horrible!

You win!

That’s like, ALL the cars.

I live in PA. It is VERY possible to maintain a rust-free car, if you just fucking wash the thing regularly, especially during the winter. I have never had a rust issue with my vehicles. I am the first guy to the car wash to spray the underside. It’s amazing to me that so many people neglect this. My mechanic(s)…

Refreshing take.