That’s all you'll get, bro.

Just the tip?

Oh, yeah, I got nothin’ for the shitty roads. Ain’t no underspray gonna help that. Gotta get Kevlar tires, beefy control arms and OME shocks to navigate the rough streets of PA.

Lol, no idea. I suppose some year between when I actually knew that and now, I must have changed it in my head. Probably in some mental juxtapositioning with the suppressed anger at what the Europeans are calling ‘coupes’. There was probably also beer involved. And a bit of weed. Definitely some weed. Thanks! 

God it’s horrible!

You win!

That’s like, ALL the cars.

I live in PA. It is VERY possible to maintain a rust-free car, if you just fucking wash the thing regularly, especially during the winter. I have never had a rust issue with my vehicles. I am the first guy to the car wash to spray the underside. It’s amazing to me that so many people neglect this. My mechanic(s)…

Refreshing take.

The beauty of China is that they’re very rich. and so am I. And I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent. 

I would take my various Rogue rentals over the Versa any day of the week. Though it’s like choosing bamboo chutes under the fingernails, over jagged-edged rods up the dickhole. Not a great place to be.

It was a very respectable, fun car to drive at some point(s). I loved my ‘94 4DSC (4 door sports coupe... yeah, the Europeans didn’t invent that mis-naming shit), though that was an automatic. Loved the 98 SE 5-spd even better. 200 HP and it’s the only car I ever personally drove 130 mph in, for whatever that’s worth.

All I can say is “Ditto about everything you said.” Every. Single. Thing.

If dude comes out with hat brim rolled tightly around the shape of a PBR can, and there’s a giant rusty hook in it... sorry man, everyone judges! :)

I’ll give you that, sometimes; but I know plenty on the other side too. Also, I know the engine is technically made with a supercharger in mind, but it wasn’t OEM and likely voided warranty if done while still on warranty. You always have to take non-OEM “upgrades” with grain of salt.

While that can seem better on the surface, it also begs the question of how much more did the guy thrash the truck because he also had a supercharger on it?

You know I love you!

Cybertruck?

“Who’s Johnny?” she said.

I mean, I’d hit it, but it wouldn’t be long-term or anything.