If i was quitting, I would go switch around all the window stickers, because that would be hilarious.

A new Xterra. With a MUCH more efficient V6. But dear God, keep the body on frame, and don’t you fucking dare put a CVT in it.

Please tell me I’m missing something on why “plane” is misspelled? Is the inference his pot smoking? Or just another dumbass on the Internet who can’t spell, but hey he made the meme so I don’t have to? I profess to using those sometimes, too. 

Did You Know: they used to use Ash wood for prophet staffs?

Go West, young man.

“Sentimental NP” is a better way of putting what I said. *I* wouldn’t pay it, but...

Please, you just wait until I find my first car, which is probably worth like $57 million by now... WHITE, ‘81 Chevette, 4-door with RWD and a “hot idle”... like 1300 RPMs. Red “leather” (vinyl) interior, and a passenger seat that leaned back for you. It was ALWAYS ready to go!

Get outta Dodge, you!!

I absolutely love this truck. Wouldn’t pay $22k for it, but I’d consider it for $15k. In any case, still gets an NP vote from me, even though the price really isn’t that N. I’m just trying to tilt the scale.

See, it CAN be done better!

The XJR is a beaut, but why does this picture look like a sad Thomas the train to me?

Don't kink shame.

I seriously just want to REALLY like one vehicle from Tesla. I still think the S is the best looking, but would still choose a couple dozen other cars over it.

So much yums.

Done!

Nah, he’s not a troll, just some rando on the internet.

I’m with you, man. Plus Panda steaks are delish!

Do you remember it? I’ll go star it right now!

I don’t know what I meant, honestly. If I could turn back time, I would have typed “75%.” As in, I have read that they can recycle around 75% of batteries now. I think that’s a lot. 

Oh, probably more like 100x, right? This will be more along the lines of what the Cybertruck will sell. Nah, I take that back; no way it will be that cheap and therefore can’t compare. Who knows what it will end up being compared to?