“My mother was involved in the farm workers movement.”

Planned Parenthood saved my life by helping me get treatment for cancer. My husband volunteered as an escort when the Texas nuts were on full rage crazy. We need more people like Cecil Richards who unlike republicans is actually saving lives.

In fairness, I do think our use of commas in numbers does make a lot of sense. Decimals denote parts of a whole

Oof, Spaceballs is a chore now. Blazing Saddles is, of course, still perfection.