Call me crazy, but a live-tweeted semester of this drama has a book deal written all over it.

I’m sorry but this must be said:

I would never have responded to her, got to school early, put my shit into the desk next to the window and been laying on the top bunk when that bitch opened the door.

My favorite part is the whole “Its fine for me to talk to you this way, but rather than matching my tone you definitely should have been much nicer to me than I was to you so basically the fact that I was a bitch is your fault.” I bet she’s a ton of fun!

Now if G had told Ashly she’d “cunt punt” her if she came at her and Winnie like that again, then maybe they’d be on par.

The original emailer is in for some rough times! It’s clear she thought she’d get two pushovers or people who didn’t like confrontation. I hope she’s prepared for a long year.

This is the best email conversation. Almost as good as the unhinged sorority emails from two years ago (but not really, those will always be THE ALL TIME BEST).

The UCs have turned a lot of (supposed to be) doubles into triples. Nothing good can come from living in a triple.

Guistinna is like:

This is so incredibly sad. I can’t even imagine how that girl must have felt, or what her mother must be feeling now.

Not sure I like the idea of giving seats to pregnant women any more than I like expectant-mother parking spaces. Ladies are strong enough to not need such coddling.

I love this tweet.

That sounds like a really

Exactly this. Well said. This whole “shut up and put the team first” is nonsense, as evidenced by the number of players who walked over to Kaepernick after the anthem and hugged him. They said on the broadcast that it has, in fact, brought the team closer together.

Hell, while Martellus Bennett and Devin McCordy were…

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

“We consume 500 million straws each day. The equivalent of 127 school buses filled with straws. It’s disgusting, ” Adrian Grenier declares the minute I sit down, brandishing a plastic straw that the waiter had forgotten to remove. “There should be children in those school buses, going to school, to learn, not straws,”…

is he high??? please tell me he is high on straws??

Or calls anything at the prices he charges “casual?”

But who buys a de la Renta dress for an “unfussy” wedding? It’s like metafussing. I see this for a faux-relaxed celebrity wedding, nice and down to earth on a yacht off the coast of Italy.