I’m hard on Yoko but oh my god—What if you had a child and that child grew up to be a Nice Guy?! The horror.

Will Sean Ono Lennon be not mansplaining this project?

That last one...

I, for one, welcome our new cat overlords.

But...she’s a grown woman. There is no evidence she is incompetent. She can decide what level of safety is appropriate for her.

Trent Dilfer also said yesterday’s week one game was a must win for the Jets, so let’s all feel free to stop paying attention to him anytime now.

Trent Dilfer would be selling insurance in Visalia if a mostly black Ravens defense hadn’t carried his replacement-level ass to a Lombardi Trophy. He might want to sit this one out.

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

Yeah but that was when they were on the ground. I get that he got up like he was going to at least go get in the other guy’s face, but it still doesn’t seem like it’s on the official to stop him. Obviously a dude isn’t going to like it when you yank on his shirt and try to get you to let him go. It just seems dumb for…

This seems ridiculous to me. The ref is pulling at his jersey and knocking him off balance. That’s a natural reaction to someone doing that to you. I get that it’s an automatic ejection for putting your hands on a ref but the ref shouldn’t be allowed to do that either.

Is it normal for refs to grab players by the jersey and drag them away from someone they’re just yelling at? I thought it had to be an actual fight for the refs to get physically involved.

I think the practices associated with attachment parenting are perfectly acceptable.

There are many different parenting styles for many different children.

I’m sure all of these practices were pretty common in history throughout the world. Leave it to white people to think they invented everything.

You’ll be happy (I hope) to hear that many of us professors are trying in earnest to limit student expenditures on books. Instead of requiring students to buy a $100 anthology for my class, I assigned mass market alternatives that will cost my students at maximum $60, but as little as $20 if they buy used off of…

I think this says more about the school you attended than anything else.

My vote is for your sarcasm detector!

I don't know what's hotter; my mixtape or this take.

Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.