He’s a TORY?

He sings songs and really wants to date Taylor Swift, but she sees him more like a little sister

No such thing as a bad Psych gif

To me, it was clear she was talking about Wrecking Ball, the Miley Cyrus video which won Video of the Year last year. There was a lot of talk when Minaj’s video came out because it beat Cyrus’s view count in 24 hours, and it clearly reached the same popularity. Something just as naked-ish but with black women, which…

My thoughts on these people.

Taylor has this army of friends that she makes a point of showing off to everyone, is generally acknowledged to be on top of the world, is undeniably confident and in control of her own destiny and yet somehow her friends think she needs them to jump in to defend her from any little slight. It’s kind of ridiculous.

When you’re making a spicy stir fry, you always want to throw some ginger in the mix.

Aw. Look at the “artists” fight. It is like watching a passive-aggressive wrestling match.

Cady’s tweets remind me of the obnoxiously vague and fatalistic status updates that certain friends post of Facebook and then refuse to explain.

now that i have firmly inserted myself into this relationship i would like to voice my support of the nixation of lover

That’s a difficult decision. Tatianna has definitely earned it but Taraji fucking slayed so hard!!!!! Can they both get an Emmy dammit!

Cookie is my everything

Thank you. As always, the Wisdom of Cookie Lyon..

I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED I CANNOT WAIT.

dont just say jason moma and not bring jason moma\

I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR THIS

I mean, I’mma call him by his legal name...

That’s really the key here: are the parents making an effort?

I live in Maine and have actually been to this diner. I think the important thing to know about Marcy’s is that it really is a hole-in-the-wall. There are maybe 5 tables and one counter that might seat a dozen. It is tiny and cramped and hot (because the griddle is 3 feet from the counter), but the food is delicious…

This clearly flies in the face of everything that Maxxism stands for. Hell you might as well just go to Lenins & things.