It’s a weird (hilarious) cutoff situation from the prior tweet.

Given all the cheating allegations taking place between Blake and Miranda, I propose the following conscious uncoupling divorce nickname, “Shambert,”

So if Jez is willing to pay me i’ll be glad to take a trip down to the Blake Shelton ranch this weekend and see if i can get any good pictures or gossip from ranch hands for Monday’s Dirt Bag. Maybe I’ll get there when Miranda’s people are taking her animals away. Just slip some $ to my PayPal and I will stallk like…

I don’t encourage education! Because I do! ❤️ gooooodnight.

A Hamptons frozen yogurt spot refused to open their doors for Rihanna. OK, fine, they were technically closed at the time (it was 11:00PM and “staffers were packing up”)

Read the headline and said, “No shit.” Everyone knows that Blake is a hound dog.

I don't know much abt country music, but I know the CMAs are going to be awkward next year.

The writers of Nashville don’t need to do a lot of research for next season’s plots.

That’s exactly it. I was sitting here making excuses for each of them in my head in turn (because predictably, she’s not a perfect victim, but then who is?), but you put it perfectly—she was not polite. That’s all. Not being polite, even to a cop, is not a crime. While it escalates people’s feelings about the…

I could be wrong, but didn’t the Times article say they were able to obtain it from the court records service, not from the woman? It’s not her fault the media went digging. what a bunch of dicks.

Poor Bill. He must feel so violated.

Nothing she did or said was unlawful, unlike the cop. Combative means ready to fight, I’m combative as long as I’m not asleep, what’s your point?

Even if you are a big fat fucking piece of shit you should care that a person informs you they have epilepsy because you should at least have enough sense to give a shit about your own liability.... even if you are such a sub-human that you can’t even care that the person is a fucking person. That makes this cop a god…

I find it VERY suspicious that he moved her out of the view of the camera.

Should be noted he took her out of view of the camera when he assaulted her. He knows what is in view on his dashcam.

this sentence should be hyperbolic, but it isn’t. it’s just the straight up fucking truth.

thank god disisto is still alive...