I really wish that Lefties would drop the assumption of Hillary’s inevitability. It may very well be true, but conceding her victory this early in the race undermines our ability to fight for something better.

This is delusions-of-grandeur-shaming, MoGlo.

I too just announced my plan to run for President on Twitter. My platform is subsidizing tampons, ensuring everyone gets a bagel for breakfast, and pushing for mandatory Monday naptime.

Working the El Crab Catcher on Kaanapali beach on Maui. A polite and (I’m pretty sure) unintoxicated couple is having lunch. I have to add the beach view is great, the ocean, the sand...

The international breakfast is a half-waffle

oh totally. i mean, almost nothing offends me, including this stupid beauty blog post; she’s not exactly influencing bad public policy or anything, but just evincing a blind result of it. i have some friends that would say this is “racial,” their word for unintentionally racist as hell, but trivial.

“Filmed by another woman across the street.”

Can we talk about whether there’s a difference between being racist and being offensive? Sometimes things are racist, for example, statements that ARE influenced by stereotypes about race, but then also maybe not that offensive? I think it’s good to notice how your opinions about things are formed by biases, but then…

I worked for a notoriously high-calorie, large-portion casual dining chain that specialized in having an obscene selection of cheesecakes on their dessert menu.

If you’re as obsessed with not coming off as an old person as Madonna is, thinking a 7-year-old reference is topical and witty is probably not the best way to go about it. Maybe give two thumbs up and go “Is nice!” while you’re at it.

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Oh, and she was also in several episodes of Girls.

I got a work permit at 15 to work at a Winn Dixie but I never imagined that I could have gotten paid for my kleenex barbie fashion line at 5.

They must have been deep in their cups and really strapped for cash when they decided to band together to pull this off. I wonder how they’ll be caught - maybe one of them was wearing a wire?

It must have been an uplifting experience for them.

Sure hope Drew kept some of his Chopped money and his collared shirt, he’s going to need it for the pending lawsuit!

And we have our internet winner by TKO!

Holy Fuck, dude you just won Deadspin!

How are you going to call him a coward, if your not a coward walk in the ring and fight him, he could knock your garbage self right on your butt