Hopefully Barkley. He's hanging out with Reggie fucking miller. Give him all the booze. And some pills.

I had it on vinyl. I am an old.

Prince will be talking to Jay-Z about possibly streaming it on Tidal.

How is he still so magnificent?

I love mangoes. My stomach does not love mangoes. A restaurant once failed to honor my “seriously, no mango in this please” request and I ended up projectile vomiting all over everything, in full view of a ton of potential customers.

Especially nut allergies. Those and shellfish allergies are the most likely to kill you, possibly within just a few minutes. My aunt and stepfather-in-law both have serious shellfish allergies, and we eat a lot of shellfish. So whenever they come over for dinner we just keep the food we’re going to use in another…

I had a coworker (who was otherwise an excellent server) get fired because he told someone a dish was nut-free when it actually had a cashew spread on it. We were busy, and he forgot, but it was extremely careless. He didn’t even bother to mention the allergy to the kitchen. I saw her get carted off in an ambulance on…

Here’s why they did it. Because they can and there will be absolutely NO REPERCUSSION to their bottom line. None. Nata. Zip. Zilch.

Interesting fact about tomato allergies: It is possible to be allergic to cooked tomatoes OR raw tomatoes, but be fine with them the other way. Evidently, cooking them changes something in a chemical structure (don't ask me for details) so you can eat them one way but not the other. What I heard is that it's rather…

Thank you for writing this and for sharing this person’s story. I hope this gets mainpaged on every website across the interwebs. My daughter has a serious allergy to tree nuts (as in her throat will swell shut and she could die) and a good fifty percent of the time, when asking the server about the ingredients of a…

I’m allergic to tomatoes, potatoes and all other nightshades, people NEVER believe me.

Why blow up his spot cuz you both got hot?

I was kind of seeing this guy for a while. I liked him a lot. We were in our twenties. He was an artsy weirdo musican type, and had been living with an older hippie chick who had two kids. They had recently broken up, and he didn’t have a specific place to live. He was moving out of their place but didn’t know where.…

You had ONE JOB, Michelle Obama.

His best work was in MTV’s “Remote Control.” Am I right, oldsters?

Art Department Raises NOW!

the shaking foot of the t-rex. Jim Cooke you savage, savage man.

And because she’s a black woman who of course filed the charges only because she’s a black woman, Fox et al are now in a full-court press to destroy her reputation.

That legitimately made me LOL. OF COURSE it is Sasha.