I loved that show!

Buying a house is rough, even when it isn’t your first time. It will all work out and you will find a house that is perfect for you.

I would wear those to kick over hipster drum circles.

I love Maude! I would quote her when I was a kids. Adults thought I was strange.

I think that owls are cool. I have a few that live on my property. They don’t give a fuck about the feelings of other creatures.

Choosing the sex of a baby doesn’t bother me.

I think the Oregon law registers people even if they don’t request it. It forces them to opt-out.

In Florida voter registration information is public record. Anyone can get access to the information of registered voters. Driver’s license information is not public record. I don’t know if it is the same in other states.

Jordan has resting douche face. Makes me want to slap it repeatedly with an extra large print Bible.

“As a bonus, once you’ve finished with Oxford’s profile of Watkins, also read the gorgeous piece they ran in December about Little Richard, another national treasure who’s now older and sick and shamefully forgotten. “

I think it was a Christmas gift from Forge.

“26 hours later, he was in Austin, TX, and Chyna was by his side.”

My daughter went to a private school. My “Don’t call me about bullshit and butterflies”, approach to education disturbed some parents and the Head Mistress.

I have white marble in my kitchen. I cook in my kitchen everyday and use my counter tops to roll out dough.

Gainesville is very big on keeping its trees. Its a Tree City USA. If you want to build, the planning board makes sure you keep old trees (when feasible) and plant new ones to replace any that are removed.

I still cackle over Whitney Houston giving Wendy hell.

I am usually crusty and cynical, but listening to Dolly always makes me think the world will be okay.

It’s time to toast one of the best singer/songwriters in the history of country music.

Slim Pickens.