Ben Kingsley.

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I want this (Cindy Crawford’s) entire outfit. I would only wear it to shop in the Publix produce section.

Six years ago I went to visit my grandmother. I walk into her living room. She is sitting in her rocking chair. Wearing her good housecoat and a Sunday hat. Ice tea on the table. Her head bopping to I’m So Hood. That stopped me in my tracks. When she started to spit lyrics, I almost died.

I got the impression that was a long time ago. I read an article that said the foreclosure was the result of her previous marriage falling apart, not financial issues.

I will hold your gold hoops while you take care of business.

Anytime I hear about a mixup at a fertility clinic, I think of this case:

But he said Spain would be prepared to defend its interests at the UN if necessary.

I am waiting for Our Thug Miss of Backyard Barbeques and Spades Tournaments, Khia, to remix it.

Are you serious!? I have been very suspicious for a few years now. I have seen some things...some terrible things...

Somewhere there is a warehouse of unsold Contempo Casual items. Every now and then the warehouse guard steals things and puts them on the market.

It’s shit like this that causes friction amongst greens. If they don’t pass the Collard Green test, are they relegated to only being able to join certain soroities? Does kale get to exclude iceberg lettuce from debutante balls?

It really is a good show.

My five year old is crazy about Teen Titans Go. She pretends to be Cyborg and Robin, most often. She likes Starfire, but never pretends to be her. She often calls Robin a girl. Frank Miller probably approves.

Kenny Powers has the rapping chops to make a stellar guest appearance.

I am a Floridian. I know crazy. These people have taken crazy to a level that made me lift both of my eyebrows.

“That’s still my partner...”

This article sums up why his rights were violated:

Personally, i dont think the radio is the place to talk about your personal issues with someone thats part of your team...