The amount of brand-new commenters on this article is something else.

Of course US tipping culture sucks, but it’s what’s in place right now, and not participating in it isn’t an interesting intellectual exercise or protest, it just makes you look like a prick.

It’s amazing that even while being Univisioned y’all can produce incredible work like this. Thank you.

When Mike Bloomberg was trying to get the Summer games for NYC (2012?), I’m convinced that popular opinion was at least 95% against it.  Never saw any stories to that effect in the local media though.

I predict Los Angeles will never, ever regret hosting the Olympics because what’s past is never prologue, per the well-worn axiom.

you did god’s work trying to convince this moron that “being born with black skin” and “choosing to join an occupation army” are different things.

But that is profiling ALL cops

Law enforcement is not a population. It’s a profession. And a disreputable one, at that.

HAHA vegan things AMIRITE?? C’mon dude it’s time to grow up.

Cops are not minorities dude fuck off

Hey, Kevin, how is Rocky, the brown, queer, well spoken taco truck owner looking ugly in this situation? Did you bother to read what he said, or are you just shitting on him in the name of “journalism”?

Does anyone look good coming out of this story?

I hope someone puts together a highlight reel of all the coaching this guy’s ignored and all the obscenities he’s ignored from male players. The violation for coaching was chickenshit at best, and that game penalty was fucking absurd.

Barstool?!?

They could turn the rescue arm into a non-profit which would allow them to get tax deductible contributions. In any case, they certainly aren’t the only sea rescue organization, there are many country-specific and locally placed orgs that often know their local sea life better anyway. Not saying they don’t do good…

I have been vegan for over a third of my life, but I am in no way an activist. I have never met another vegan. I live by a standard to which I stick that everyone should live by their ideals and respect others who live by theirs. That said, I do not disagree with Pink. My internal question has always been, “why are…

I’ve loved his schtick since the KSK days, but Laura’s correct with that Colbert/Fox analogy. We have to draw the line somewhere, and it’s probably long past time we stopped trying to separate him from Barstool.

This is the best Deadspin post ever, and I say that as a long-time Deadspin fanboy.

“Sorry for the racism. I didn’t know what else to say!”

Verrit. Nothing is, was, or ever will be funnier.