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It's so versatile, you know?

You're absolutely right. There's no quittin' Barack Obama. I just found out he saved his dessert for me.

Not tomorrow either, if we're gonna get all plannerly about it.

Damn you. BARACK OBAMA HAS A BALLOON FOR YOU. I have work to do. BARACK OBAMA EMAILED YOUR DAD AND TOLD HIM HOW GREAT YOU ARE. I can't just be refreshing stuff all day. BARACK OBAMA DEDICATED A SONG TO YOU. Screw it. No one loves me like this website. BARACK OBAMA BUILT YOU A ROBOT.



I know some ppl have us Gif Freaks in the comments but this was literally my face as I scrolled down the pictures. I kept thinking this can't be real...no...

I have no idea how these photos have even been seen, they were simply put on facebook

Nope. Not today. Don't have the strength.

Blah blah blah American assumptions about race bing bong bing how would they know? Skippity doo the Klan isn't necessarily racist yadda yadda yadda no one outside of the States has heard of blackface so it doesn't count kablamo whamo SO WE CAN'T EVEN LOVE AFRICA ANYMORE? zoobley zoo You're the real racists.

If anything this was to celebrate the amazing country and people.

I have always wanted to go to Africa (to teach English)

I caught someone who fainted once. Some dudes across the street gave me a round of applause, and her husband bought me a beer. I guess you could say I caught the fainting woman of my dreams, and her oh so handsome husband.

A Republican would have just let her fall. Why should hard working people have to catch those who refuse to stand for themselves?

There's no better ringing endorsement for the ACA than a pregnant, diabetic supporter unceremoniously blacking out in the middle of your speech on the ACA.

Am I watching Sleepy Hollow? Am I breathing? Does the Pope shit in the woods? Is that bear Catholic?

I immediately thought of T-Boz singing the opening verse! Somehow I still don't think it would've been better for them than No Scrubs. Good thing with reality is that they both came out winners!!

Bless you for this compilation! I might've completely forgotten about the yellow lace extravaganza without you! Ohhh it's like candy for my eyes.

So much glitter, denim and cowboy hat.

those "house of dead wrong" fashions look like they were made with a hot glue gun. sorry but Diana ross always wins.

I could really hear them singing this. Like, it's absurdly easy for me to hear how it would sound.