i hate you. i love you. i can't breathe. i'm now pregnant with twins.
So I have to stalk the internets to see if he will ever be in my neck of the woods so I can love him to his face???
My daughter, 11, and her friends discovered Thor last year. Her friends thought Thor was DREAMY and many pictures were pinned to bulletin boards. My daughter said, "I dunno, I like Loki. Who's THAT actor?" I have high hopes for her future.
So, it's Monday and, according to Garfield, Mondays are the worst. Don't despair, though, because I have a cure!…
I can't blame him for being mad about being portrayed as an Uncle Tom. I mean, his name is Bob, and he's your fucking father-in-law, not your uncle, Rick. Shaking my damn head...
"don't try to finger her....yet."
So, you can sit there and pretend that this is gross or sociopathic, but you should really see it for what it is. An effective way of hooking up with girls that is replayed every weekend by every single guy out there
But he says don't rape. Clearly this is just tongue-in-cheek.
No one is owed gifts.
No, showing up to a wedding is showing that affection and love. Of course, giving a gift is extra nice and all, but the real gift is that these people think you are a nice enough person that is worth spending several hours of their time on. And if someone is incapable of valuing something beyond its direct monetary…
That attitude is incredibly entitled and greedy. Are you seriously saying if you can't afford a gift, don't go to the wedding? Sorry (not sorry) but that's bullshit. Weddings are not about gifts. They're about having the people you care about witness a commitment to another person. Gifts were originally about helping…
Daddy needs his sleeping pill?????????? EWWWWW.
The only context that works would be by prefacing the whole thing with "Of course, it would be a huge red flag if anyone were to hypothetically say the following things..."
Really? because we're disgusted by your fucking book.
I would not date him in a box, I would not date him as a fox.
