Gorgeous. And very douchebaggery. It troubles and irritates me, as I look at him and simultaneously think, “ooh/ugh.” Oouhg.

About the only thing you can do in those circumstances is go outside into natural light with a mirror. Otherwise, it’s a gamble.

Wtf?!

I’m a bad person and admit to only taking cursory glances at it. But I will say I applaud any counter artist who can turn out a nice application under those circumstances. Lighting in most malls/makeup stores (Sephora, ugh) is hideous and all wrong, the associate is pulled in all directions and usually under pressure…

Makeup artist here. I hear you, we work in much the same sphere (and talk about touching people, I am quit literally IN my client’s face, often staring into their eyeballs). I know I ask an assload of questions before I touch someone at all (so no, we will not learn mid-application that no eyeshadow or other product…

What the hell is this?! It is the best thing in the whole entire world!!

Why can’t we let a melting pot be a melting pot and stop getting mad at cultural appropriation.

Yah. Kinda making me glad I’m a nobody where no one gives a fuck what I buy.

I don’t even give a damn, I loved that shit. #mygameishameless

If we’re to believe the reports, everyone everywhere who has any interaction with law enforcement whatsoever lunges for the damn things.

In my kit I use Senna Face Sculpting Kit for fair to medium skin tones (looks a lot more warm in this photo than it is), and Ben Nye or Ruby Kisses 3D Face Creator in level 16 for deep complexions. You can also use any old cool taupe/cool brown eye shadow. Always use a light touch and blend like a crazy person!

Makeup artist here. A thousand times yes on the no shimmer for contouring, but also, do NOT use warm colors to contour, no matter how warm your skin's undertone is. Contour is meant to mimic shadows. When's the last time you saw an orange shadow? Cool tones always for contouring. If you use warm, it just looks like…

First I was all, yup, damn disgusting shame *smh*, and then I was all, "ha ha ha ha ha!" at your comment. I feel...torn.

It exists.

This is going to sound very old person of me — which makes sense, as I am an old person — but why are we essentially telling the young folk these days that being an unhinged a-hole (aka: "compelling television personality") is a great route to fame and fortune (or at least Bravo-type fame and fortune)? I feel dismayed.

"But the perfectly constant valid questions over the last six weeks have proven a great distraction impossible for me to answer with any credibility that has and made it too fucking impossible difficult for me to serve the people of the 18th District live the luxurious life to which I've become accustomed given with…

Yeah but buttseks and whatever two girls do. It's against the Lord. Only good Christians who do missionary (work and the position) should raise the childrens, obviously.

Well that's an intriguing assertion. Kind of like how far-fetched gadgets in old James Bond movies have actually ended up being contemporary and very real technology? I suppose we'll need to live long enough to see!

Real talk, no shade (no tent *snort*). What is this? I am legit asking anyone who feels they know, understand, and get it. It's obviously not street wear (I mean duh, I'm not that dense). It's beyond couture, correct? But is it simply meant to be...art? A statement? Trolling? I would like to know. Please and thank you.