I like Gigi sort of. For really no goddamn reason. Is that okay?

Yeah. Unfortunately, I have to say I agree. At first I was all, "what the hell white lady?" Then I was all, "damn, I guess you do have to do this to get it." If stunts are what it takes for some folks to catch some understanding...okay, I guess?

I like tomfoolery myself.

Google "Jaws eats Quint". And then some puppies. Although after all these years, nowhere near as psychologically disturbing as...

I haven't been that upset since I saw that dude get eaten by Jaws when I was eight years-old.

I cannot, CANNOT ever see his face without thinking of UNSPEAKABLE HORROR!!! I don't have an especially weak stomach, but I seriously had to take an Alka Seltzer, look at pictures of puppies, and then take my ass to bed after that scene. Had me effed up for days. I think if I ever saw him walking down the street, I…

Beck needs to recognize good skin when he sees it and step aside.

Where (what) is she? No shade, real question; I only know she dated some people, is in the media and is pretty. Is she a model (I'm doubting that, at least in the fashion sphere given those curves), an actress, a singer? Learn me please.

(Laughing at your clever user name by the way). Oh my, I'm the worst. I've kicked up all this commotion, and it's really been a while since I regularly read fan fiction. And unfortunately — for your friend — I've never been a slash enthusiast. But as I recall, Fanfiction.net has the largest collection of everything.…

If there are those who have a problem with erotica full stop, well, that's another discussion. Another reason 50 Shades annoys me is because it does give a bad name to the genre. If people look to this as representative of what sexual content with women in mind is, well...meh.

That would be a nice outcome. I haven't heard that kind of criticism at all. I've only heard (and personally think, for what that's worth) that it's just badly-written (laughably even) meant-to-be erotica. I think a lot of people agree that well-written sex is some of the best reading ever. This is just...I mean, I'm…

Well, a multi-chapter one I really liked was apparently also taken down, so there's no link. I know this woman was a very talented writer who also wrote blazing sex scenes. I'm not sure how it would translate outside of the Twilight canon though (I mean, there's vampire stuff goin on). I think I might have saved it on…

Who knows if "my" version was ever presented for commercial consumption?

Okey doke. Well I could issue an example. It's not really magical or unicorny, just good, and arguably better. And no, nothing else has been commercially successful, which is what the shame is.

Oh there are a few stories I right-click-saved, and "revisit" from time to time which are...whew. I feel for those writers who could have possibly been raking it in and actually have talent.

I actually haven't been for a few years. I had the fever then it abated lol.

"I think she likes sex already."

Here's what bothered me about this whole thing. I was a Twilight fan fic reader (sue me, we all have a "thing"). There is stuff out there that is 40 million times more well-written and infinitely hotter than this tripe. It just pains me that this is the thing that broke through commercially. Tragic.

[obligatory "I'm an old/who the hell are these people?" statement here]. Loving the way those couples look. I don't know what a Nazanin Mandi is, but her slinky pants/bra top/jacket situation is cute, as is what Janelle Monae (I know who she is, yay me!) and her dandy dude friend are wearing.

Amen. My thoughts exactly!