The average length of a career is under six years, and drafted players are under control for seven.

Good news for Draft Kings & FanDuel employees looking to keep their side hustle going, right?

Don’t you call out Bobby like that.

Ted Mosby is basically history’s greatest monster. He and JD from Scrubs enabled an army of awful people

Right?! And it was amazing what that competition did. NFL 2K5 came out for $20 and EA immediately dropped their price down to $30. After muscling out 2K, Madden 06 came out for $50 on Xbox/PS2/GC(?) and $60 on 360, essentially just being the same game again!

The only good thing about Armageddon is Michael Bay telling Ben Affleck to shut the fuck up when he asked him why it was easier to train oil drillers to be astronauts than astronauts to be drillers.

+1 animal cracker on your belly button

This video makes me want to root for the asteroid in Armageddon.

I’ma let you finish, but there is no greater sports game on this fine planet we call Earth than Base Wars.

Universities have been steadily increasing the number of classes taught by “part-time” adjunct instructors instead of hiring more tenure-track professors for decades. Yet in that time, tuition has gone up dramatically.

This is the asshat at the gym that sets up shop on one of two bench press stations and sits there in between sets of a remarkable 65 pounds for a profoundly long period of time and, when asked if you can work a few sets in, says that he only has a few more sets and you should just be patient, bro. Fuck dude, I’ll even…

Do you think that the current high cost of a Duke education was because they were paying the teachers too much?

But remember, it’s anti-American to use the power of numbers to force rich people to abide by market forces!

Or something. I struggle to see how unionizing (i.e. a labor force trying to set an equitable level of compensation for their services in the same way that other participants in the market set prices) is…

Fact: I suplexed a de Havilland Comet 9 times and took its lunch money in 1964

“We humans are so small and weak compared to modern jets.”

Seriously, fuck the GOP with a rusty jagged dildo in their unlubed tight asses

yes, but he can’t comment on tweets though and it’s ironic that he chooses to post this video on Twitter

True leaders lead by example. They don’t whine and bitch about people using the exact same tactics you used.

he just goes to do squats and cheat on his wife

Sorry Luke, the correct answer is