Right, but somehow when I have conversations at the tennis courts with 18-year-old boys about their underwear I’m in the wrong? SMH.

Portent of doom, this Miko

But has she killed more hookers than Craig James?

i fully believe that miko grimes has killed more people than chris kyle

I think we’ve found a perfect replacement for Reince Preibus!!

This pivot to video is the worst thing since infinite scroll.

In the meantime, Ken, come write for Deadspin.

Ken go on Chapo

One time, in a misguided attempt to lash out at the general shittiness of FOX Sports, I tweeted something nasty at Ken Rosenthal. He immediately clapped back and thoroughly owned me.

What story exactly could you write that would turn off the true believers?

Yeah, I gotta be honest, I saw JYS’s tweets and felt kinda bad for him, because I thought the article was about to publish under his byline in the Times. Only by reading this very blog did I realize he wasn’t officially involved.

i love it when 30 year old beard guys figure out america now and going forward and they write a book about it

Dont bring your kid to a alcohol centric place.

Or dont bring the kid to an alcohol centric establishment.

That’s the name of a real brewery? What’s next door, The Chosen People brewery?

Well-behaved kids are invisible, so if that’s yours then don’t worry about it.

Back in the day, when fries were first added to burgers, a burger was only like 2 ounces of beef, so obviously you’d need more food with it. Pizza was still 18 inches across, and you could have multiple slices, so you didn’t a side dish.

Barron wont need to fap. His real Dad, Vlad Putin, sends extra hookers, so the ones that arent peeing on DJT can get impaled by Vlad’s spawn.

If your child is well behaved they are welcome most anywhere.