She’s a terrible person. And so is he.

See also: Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.

He’s part of a rich, somewhat untouchable American dynasty family now whether we like it or not.

Is being a Kardashian supposed to hold some inherent threat? If someone came up to me and tried to strong-arm me by waving around the claim that they’re a Kardashian, I’d probably laugh because I consider them and anyone on their periphery (Jenners, Wests, and whomever else I’m missing) complete ass-clowns. Am I…

(googles Boston Busing Riots) To be fair, those rocks being hurled at black schoolchildren WERE subtle.

Hopefully that fire doesn’t get out of hand. I don’t know how he’d be able to explain the damage to his wives.

So the remora finally attaches itself.

I am soooooooo looking forward to a browser plug in to block Compete trash.

Look at those athletes!!!

thanks. We were quite proud of the pubes.

The vein is a nice touch.

counterpoint: Make a big sand dick for your sand hole. This is one I made in 2003.

“GOD, I LOVE A BEACH HOLE!”

Also, sharpened driftwood covered in feces makes excellent pungi sticks

When I was looking for my latest car I was very adamant about a few specific options. Make/model/transmission/differential. I can not tell you how many dealers when contacted about a car would pull that same shit! I would ask if it has the sport differential and would generally get that same generic “come down to the…

Typical internet sales manager interaction.
Me: Your advert says manual, the pictures posted show an automatic. Does this have a manual or automatic transmission?
Internet sales manager: Why don’t you come on down to the dealership and we’ll talk about it. Here at XYZ dealership, we have plenty of cars, I’m sure we can…

David Frum helped plan the fucking Iraq War. In a just world he’d be in jail for war crimes. Stop pretending there are good conservatives.

Gonna be a dick and take a dig at the sister site, Jezebel. This is better than a headline of “This is not normal” with nothing but repeating the phrase like it was straight out of The Shining. And yes, that was a real piece someone did over there. Some of them had links to previous stories about Trump.

I just came in here to say fuck David Frum, I’ll take my answer off the air, thank you