reallyboredatwork
ReallyBoredAtWork
reallyboredatwork

a girl who I wasn’t interested in asked for my number

So tired of all these Clinton scandals...

It’s so unlike a Redskin to be swindled by a bunch of white guys

Here’s my plane story. 36 hour flight from Lilongwe, Malawi to Pittsburgh, PA. A lady in front of me stands up to get pre-pumped breast milk for her kid in the overhead and somehow fumbles it and spills it all over me. Shirt, pants everywhere. I’m sitting there covered in breast milk and I try my best to clean it up,

How did I know a Millennial would complain, just because I apply my knowledge broadly...

Fuckin’ nepotism

FJM. I never looked at a narrative the same again. It also made me more accepting of advanced analytics. Not that I think that there isn’t something to having “grinders” on a team, but having my eyes opened to the fact that David Eckstein was basically just a lucky fuck helped out by an amazing Angels bullpen in ‘02

Bad take, because 1) automatic transmissions have been the dominant transmission choice since like the 1970s and people haven’t known how to drive stick in any meaningful percentage in decades, and 2) I’m 28 years old and just off the top of my head can name 12 friends (male and female) who all currently drive a

‘Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a fucking maniac?’ -George Carlin

A funny thing happened last week. I was watching Engineering an Empire on youtube while stoned. I don’t know why, but I scrolled to the comments section and found it consisted almost entirely of high school students who were watching for homework. Fascinated, I checked out some other old History Channel shows on

On the Millennial thing, here’s a handy rule of thumb I employ:

That would be excellent. I like eating the cream part ( I don’t like to waste anything), then putting peanut butter between the two cookie parts.

I strongly recommend you hop on the Metamucil bandwagon like I have. It won’t necessarily strengthen your tummy, but it’ll prevent a lot of road work along the digestive highway, if you catch my meaning.

Watching a woman (and my older son) destroy a rib eye or prime rib by cutting off all of the fat is sort of a heartwrenching affair.

For the record, the millennial generation are those that are old enough to remember 9/11, but too young to remember the Challenger, with some leeway on both ends.

my daughter insists on taking the cheese off her pizza 90% of the time. that just gives me the excuse to create my own stuffed crust with her cast offs

Men have their issues, but they know damn well to enjoy the best parts of things.