The last time someone conquered El Capitan by soloing, Toni Tennille got the silent treatment during the limo ride back to the hotel.

A reminder that the Melee scene is hot garbage and needy as all get out.

Thanks, Ryan.

I turn 37 on Friday and still feel guilty for making my mom wait in line for Space Mountain at Disney World and then chickening out at the moment we were about to get on the ride. I was 7.

Why yes, I believe I’m adequately prepared for some footbaw.

#1: I wonder how he feels about selling $110 billion dollars worth of advanced American weaponry to the #1 supporter/creator of “Radicalized Islam” - Saudi Arabia? My guess is he’s doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Bunch of immigrants work for me. Come into work everyday and do an honest day’s work, everyday. Fuck this bill.

Packerrrrrzz!

LMAO Laserblast...what a horrible movie, and deserving of major riffing! Thank you MST3K!

I’m pretty sure the consensus on Hank Jr is “he’s ok”.

Thanks for settling this issue with the country music version of “No True Scotsman”

At what exactly?

How many hands do you have?

What’s the current Vice President of the United States got to do with this?

Finally, white people catch a break.

So ignorant. The dangers of Faith Hill-ing are very real and very well documented.

No, he’s crap. He plays bad rock with a southern accent and calls it country.

On one hand what he said was incredibly stupid and terrible. On the other I do enjoy” Are you ready for some football” but on the third why do they waste money on flashy intro songs and openings? Do they gain any viewers from it compared to a simple opening graphic and the announcer bringing us in?

Steve King is absolutely disgusting. Please tell me he is not running uncontested now?