Especially good at massacring their Jews in WW2. Good hustle.

Rolf reminds me of one of my favorite Drew characters:

I don’t have to worry about people who I think do a shitty job finding another job, no.

She’s pretty.

YouTube Sports represent!

That makes me so sad. Both my grandmothers were saints and I would just about do anything to get one more chance to talk to either of them.

Gilbert Gottfried’s version of it is really good, too. 

There’s a plot to that movie? I thought it was just about Susan Sarandon’s jumblies.

If I ever run into Michelle Obama in person, I’m going to tell her she should be haunted by those words forever.

That’s legitimately sweet. Good on Albert.

Yea but George Washington’s military record was actually pretty bad and not heroic, therefore your entire comment is invalid.

I would be very quick to dismiss seniority.

This is a horseshit canard. Being an old Senator doesn’t get you shit, other than being eligible for Medicare.

You mean Wayman Tisdale? RIP

You Wayman Tisdale? RIP

I miss the Daily Show so much, and Colbert.

Username checks out.

No. It is objectively terrifying someone could be that successful and have no grasp of basic American governance.

I came here to make a Rod Carew is Jewish joke. #1