Heat fan here, thought the same thing.

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The players have a so called union. They have a collectively bargained agreement with the owners as to their compensation. I fail to see the outrage here.

I got poop:

This is criminally under-starred.

Gorgeous!

He went to FSU so luckily there isn’t a whole lot that can be injured in his head, at least anything useful.

No, they’re not new. You just didn’t notice them. Things do exist even if you are not aware of them.

Denzel said it best:

After the shitshow that was Delta I experienced this weekend, you bet your ass.

Am I supposed to be upset that he plays rounds of golf for money? Serious question.

More Most importantly, she’s pretty.

You mean Skippy and Goatface’s morning sports holocaust?

I would like to know how, “once again,” the Gators weaseled out of a loss. The game that was rescheduled against LSU was played, in Baton Rouge, and it ended with the Gators winning.

They don’t produce as much revenue as the men, why should they be paid the same?

I thought the DC way was to have your children work in an unofficial capacity for you. 

And look like a 12 year old.

In my family, at all our funerals, it is mandatory that someone jokes about how the funeral is really just a family reunion, minus one.

This is criminally under-starred.

Actually, you are incorrect. I do have a right to be undisturbed by other passengers. This is what the whole “your rights end where mine begin” line means.