+1 year long supply of canned Chinese food.

I can tell you as a lifelong south Floridian that those Latin peoples you speak of sometimes aren’t even from those countries themselves. Lots of them have the audacity to have been born here and are as much citizens as anyone else, and choose to participate in our political processes! The Horror!

And this is why domestic violence is such a gross issue to even contemplate. Who the fuck actually knows, besides those two, what really happened?

There is none. Democrats are cowards and sellouts.

Life is too short to spend it essentially teaching myself to not hate doing certain things, when one can just avoid doing said thing.

Hey everyone! Let us begin the reckless speculation!

God, I hate Brent Musberger.

IS the NGL some weird WFL style competitor to the NFL I’m not aware of?

Fuck you and Ted Cruz.

all the non-ironic applause for you good sir! You have seen the light. One of us! One of us!

Sizzler! My grandparents used to take me there. I loved that place and they always had a soft serve machine and ALL THE TOPPINGS.

It’s hard to take a country seriously that makes this a police matter. Even if he did this, calling someone that is rude but it shouldn’t be a crime.

Plugged in. While she was in a bathtub.

Erin Andrews gets entirely too much attention for her job and and her talent.

No

We’re about ten minutes away from the modern Republican party being the Nazi party.

The worst. She made Al Gore in 2000 and John Kerry in 2004 look like Harry Truman in 1948.

The best, because she is!

Came here for this. Not disappointed.

I’m continually impressed and surprised by the opinions Ryan has.