Fuck off, Cowherd.

Jemelle Hill is awful.

I watch them, but I have no life and love football.

Huma is too gorgeous for words. I would like to have her children.

I love this.

Yea, because he refused to address wealth inequality in this country.

Who the fuck do you think is FSUtwitter? Russian Trump trolls?

Sad!

Do you proofread your own copy before you hit publish? I’ll answer that. No, you obviously don’t.

I know you like to think Florida is another country, but we have these:

Pause your DVR for the 8 seconds or so to sync up with the delay. The problem i always have is commercials don’t line up so you’re constantly rejiggering.

That’s like people from Miami. “Oh you’re from Miami too, where?”

You thinking the amount spent on the wedding should in any way dictate how the groom’s friends react to this request is emblematic of what’s wrong with this country.

I concur as a Dolphins fan.

I’m in two wedding parties this spring, and this funbag question legit just gave me a panic attack at the prospect of being expected to be in some choreographed routine.

I like the original Polo scent. Is there something wrong with it?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

That Bernie Sanders post was the epitome of shitposting. Henceforth, all other shitposts shall be measured against that one.

Counterpoint:

Glad the Democrats ran the worst candidate and an even worse(er) campaign to prevent this from being the norm. It’s almost like they didn’t want to win. Sad!