Fuck off.

I hate life and people and everything.

Is it hot and humid? Do fat Americans vacation there? If you answered yes to both, Hawaiian shirts are worn.

KITH is an auto-rec.

Thank you for including Amanda Marcotte. She’s the worst of the really bad collection they have at Salon.

I grew up a five minute drive from that airport. It’s got plenty of normal sized jets with first class landing there all the time. And it’s very easy to get a flight to NYC from there.

Fuck that. All Trumps and people associated with them should be harassed in public as much as possible to demonstrate that what they are doing is NOT OK.

You’re not Jewish if you intentionally listen to Christmas music.

That story just warmed the icy cockles of my heart.

As a non-Christian, I both pity anyone that works Christmas Day (that isn’t someone like a cop or firefighter or emergency room doctor) and feel a bit of perverse revenge for being assaulted for almost two months about a holiday I don’t celebrate.

That’s not even him being cheap! You think Belicheck actually pays for sideline passes? I bet he can request a few freebies per game.

I don’t think you can blame anyone for jackin’ it in San Diego...

Um, you just described the show.

Fun Fact:

Certified MOT here, please do go on, since now you’ve piqued my curiosity.

Got to do it at my bar mitzvah. Got dropped off the side, still fun. 8/10 would do it again and is a good argument in favor of getting married, so you can experience it again.

I can’t wait for the outraged column from Mary Beth Williams responding to this.

These corn-rubes always give it away in the first paragraph. It’s always about somehow making a University of Nebraska football pro team. They want a team where Eric Crouch hands the ball off to Ahman Green with Tom Osburne on the sideline.

It’s in the Constitution. He doesn’t have to give a speech though.