Zzzzzzzzzzz. Sorry the bombshell you’ve been praying for in this case isn’t coming Diana.

Is it true that Daulerio is sucking dick for quarters in Daytona Beach right now?

Rank the 5 senses from most and least willing to give up

Amazing. The Mets haven’t had a player who spends this much time on his knees since Piazza.

So dumb. Still not as bad as when they used to play “Help My Friend Fuck Little Kids” when Joe Paterno left the field.

That haircut is EASILY the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen and I watched my dad die of a heart attack when I was 15.

Anyone who thinks this dude was doing this to make sure guys were working out properly is a moron. This dude was most definitely tugging his rod to these videos.

One of my favorite memories from the 92 games was when Scottie Pippen and Chris Mullin double-teamed my mother.

Goddamnit I came all the way back here to call you an idiot.

Fuck/Mary/Kill: Skip Bayless, Donald Trump, Colin Cowherd

How do you guys decide who gets to write the daily Baylor article?

Like a true Irishman stuck in an untenable marriage. He goes out on the town desperately looking for an upgrade just to end up dragging his drunk self home to cuddle his ugly wife.

“General Tso Close!!”