The moral of this story is if you buy this car you’ll get all tha GILFs.

CANYONERO

Shit, I’m late to the marketplace with my Chateau La Fish vintage ‘16

I’ve always wanted an FF, because 4-wheel drive Ferrari sounds like the perfect winter beater here in NYC during snowstorms.

Here I was thinking it’s because two more seats had been farted in.

Starring for being a fellow Oklahoma Jezzie, though I’m not sure even great coupons could convince me to spend money on 3.2 beer.

An entire bottle of Malbec to myself, I’m having a similarly shitty week. I hope you feel better soon.

I like your style. A lot.

Asking for a friend.

I don’t personally know one woman who finds a conductor’s beard attractive. And as a bi guy, this aesthetic is like boner cancer. Maybe I don’t know enough young to mid 20 somethings? Either this is men trying to fit in with other men or young people are stupid and anachronistic.

Dear YM,

I hope the delay was simply because they gave themselves a mission with a time frame. The mission? They have approximately one month to find the world where everything looks like vaginas and smash the two worlds together destroying both in the process. The clock is ticking, god speed Hello Gamestranauts.

i have a suspicion that as the devs were play testing they came upon a world where everything looked like dicks...a strange anomaly in the procedural code, a 1 in 100000000000000000 chance random combination...a world with nothing but dicks everywhere. so they had to take it out and make sure that it could never…

I dont get it.

It was a terrible statement that she was rightly critiqued for, but given that she gave it as an answer to a question Andrea Mitchell asked during an interview, there isn’t any clear cut evidence she prepared it in advance. It could very well have been an off the cuff remark.

The Port Jackson Shark somewhat resembles an erect penis, no?

He shouldn’t have to see it, they shouldn’t have to live it, it’s tough breaks all around.

As a woman that is also married to a fucking moron I suggest Kim embrace the ideas that she isn’t responsible for anybody’s actions but her own and that what other people think about her is none of her business. I mean, she won’t but I’ve put it out there.

I asked my mom if when you have more than two at once you’re allowed to start giving them away like kittens

The one time I tried it (I SWEAR IT WAS JUST ONCE), he scooped out the oil/wax with a little spatula that comes with the candle. It wasn't scalding hot, IIRC. It was the godawful lavender/mango smell that made me use my safe word.