Those lawsuits are going to be hilarious though.

Hey baby, how about I show you my... Angry Bird?

I compete every single day! This is an honor.

They've installed fake cameras in front of their house to deter any more vandalism.

"Imagine walking around all day with two Bichon Frises strapped to your chest. Such is the plight of Beshine."

Ohh, how wrong you are.

Do they show hardons? Please tell me they show hardons.

Yeah they do this with Banshee and Strike Back (while on Cinemax, still owned by HBO). Maybe because Cinemax has been known for TITTIES they're a little more gratuitous in those two shows, but it's ridiculous.

It's been remarked on in interviews with show creators that HBO makes a definite push for having a lot of sex in a show, whether or not it makes sense. Neil Marshall, talking about Game of Thrones in a podcast: "This particular exec took me to one side and said, "Look, I represent the pervert side of the audience,…

About 20 seconds after this, he turned to his buddy and said "Now watch me fuck with some firefighters" then darted up a tree.

Based on the cop's ignoring the cat, and trying to continue with what he was doing, my first thought was "Clearly, this man has or has had several cats in his life."

My dad is dead. Thanks for the reminder, McDonald's.

Yeah...ugh Jesus fuck. Thank you for articulating my feelings for me.

Ugh who are you telling. My dog will probably get more hits than I do.

Matt, quit making burners to post about how hot you are. We've discussed this.

um fuck off Matt lauer is hot.

Try it and let us know how it goes.

There are cat aficionados who happen to be male out there. Try putting your little buddy outside for a few minutes and see if he can lure one of them in?

I am very lazy and so, like, if it weren't bothering me I could see myself putting off a corpse removal until tomorrow. I would probably not do it, but I can see how it would happen. There's just so much TV to watch, you know?

I believe it was Tina Fey who said: "Helen Mirren is not proof that there are parts for older women, Helen Mirren is proof that there are parts for Helen Mirren."