I am very lazy and so, like, if it weren't bothering me I could see myself putting off a corpse removal until tomorrow. I would probably not do it, but I can see how it would happen. There's just so much TV to watch, you know?

I believe it was Tina Fey who said: "Helen Mirren is not proof that there are parts for older women, Helen Mirren is proof that there are parts for Helen Mirren."

NOOOOOOOOO well I mean obviously it's up to you but I love salt n peppa ball hair :(

"Travelers are advised exercise caution, while america may appear to be a civilized, first world nation, it is in fact a 3rd world shithole in a very expensive suit."

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I am 41 and I like to keep myself nicely trimmed. A few months ago I found 2 white hairs on my vag! Wtf??? I don't have a lot of white hair on my head so I freaked out! I plucked them out and it hurt like a son of a bitch!! Fuck this shit!!! Getting old sucks.

A blowjob? Eh, if I'm going Montreal to Toronto I'd rather just take Air Canada and feel like I'd been properly fucked.

Well there is that.

At least he asked beforehand, instead of bringing it up when you're trapped in the car with him. Points for honesty and courtesy.

You could also reenact Dante's Inferno in an Ikea.

I suppose a rock could be used to manage outbursts from kids...definitely don't need a $49.99 one though.

To be fair, its Game of Thrones. Horrible shit happens to literally everyone. White, black, tall, short, man, woman, dire wolf. The entire premise of the show is "everything sucks for everyone all the time and only bad things happen"

No. No, I am not.

This is actually a shoot for one of those porn scenes in which people have sex in public in a third world country.

A Camaro - wooo hooo I mean kill yourself.

Hahahahaha my husband is turning 32 in two weeks time - I will tell him what he's got to look forward to :P And I also need to get my cats to start making me some money. They're such moochers.

I really want her to be my best friend.

Duck off, Martha. There's mothering wrong with autocorrect. Quit ditching about nothing.

Nothing sexier than bajingo.

The first question I have after not watching this video is, "Hmm. I guess I understand the 'shutters on the inside of the windows' idea conceptually, but wouldn't it just make more sense to get some nice Hunter Douglas blinds? You could even spring for the Home Depot store-brand blinds. But are shutters really better…