If I was Sherri, I'd be so embarrassed that I would go find the edge of the Earth and hurl myself off it in shame.

What is not a good thing is when the magazine decides to take that woman and tweak her appearance enough such that she's "acceptable" for the cover.

Unretouched pigeon photo.

So you're saying that the ads on The Blaze might not be interested in left and right but they're certainly interested in top and bottom?

Here I stand brokenhearted

Problem is, your emotional toolbox is all rusted and laced with tetanus. And since you're a dumbass, you never got your booster shot.

Excellent. Everything is going according to plan.

My theory is that they're leading up to her being the new supreme. There is one in every generation, right?

I have a feeling her powers are going to go deeper (ha!) than that.

Just curious, what happened to the puppy?

Oh Melissa... I hope you see this. We are really, really #SAD for you. We aren't haters. We aren't jealous. We are genuinely concerned for your well-being since you have made public the really severe, manipulative abuse you are dealing with. Read up on abusive relationships. Find a website when your husband is…

If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.

Jaden should consider going to Milford Academy.

This new Frankenpost system of crossposting but writing a second, redundant post on top of the crosspost which makes it look like a whole new post but includes all the comments from the crosspost is unnecessarily unwieldy. If you like the first write-up, just cross. If you want to say something different, say that…

I am a quarter asian but look nothing like it.

Not sure how well this might be received. Joseph seems like he might be inclined to horse around on the job.

If they don't claw your face off first...

Lady-with-the-pregnant-sister: Back the hell off. Being bullied into an abortion fucks you up, trust me on that score. Do not even go there. Actually I'm pissed at your friends for pressuring you to pressure her. WTF?

I hate Grillz and I can not stand madonna, its like the perfect match.