MY PIPBOY CASE WILL BARELY CLOSE, TOO! And my box wasn’t mangled. I’ve just taken the disc out, I’m still not sure if I’m going to sell this or not so everything else was left on. But I basically had to force it closed.

I preordered the Pip-Boy edition for PS4 from Amazon and it showed up at 3:30pm today. I think I ordered it the first or second day it was announced. And yeah, I had no idea how fucking big it was.

Maybe it’s written by the woman who sent all those magazines to “Tasty Children”

#teamallmybedsheetslooklikegreasyhamburgerwrappers

I'm wearing blackface, because that's always appropriate for a Rand Paul Halloween party.

Waitwaitwait the site wasn’t using SSL? And her response is “Well see? We’re using SSL now so we’re safe!”

Just change her name to AnnaMerkin. Problem solved.

Oh you can bet there’s an angle for him to do a porn!

Looking grumpy.

And also people who don’t know how to fucking work together to kill the son of Oryx (or whatever, where you have to kill the sword bringer)

It’s he most depressing thing ever and I want to kill myself after every episode.

If she had been there for 13 months she should have been eligible for 480 hours of FMLA (iirc/IANAL but my sister is) which is 12 weeks. If she was out longer than that it would be kind of understandable if she was let go. But things can vary like whether or not she was an “independent contractor” and whatnot (again…

Turd Burgler.

I...don’t even know what that is. Is that in English? Fuck I feel old.

Jesus fucking Christ how big are your keys?

Jesus fucking Christ how big are your keys?

And moistness.

That was totally amazing.

Usually I get in a panic halfway through because in covered in olive oil and I’m like “AHHHH MY PEPPER MILL IS SLIPPING THROUGH MY HANDS” and then I say fuck it. The only thing I haven't liked from them was the fennel linguine and that's because it had fennel in it. My therapist suggested using onions next time.

SEASON WITH SALT AND PEPPER!!!!

Now if he said Topeka I might have some sympathy.