I've thought of going into that field, but I figured it's just looking at child porn all day which no. How is it really like?

Ok legitimate question: I have a white Destiny PS4 (September 2014) which seems like the fan goes on quite a bit more than it used to. I don’t smoke indoors but I do have two cats. Won’t blowing it out just push the dust further inside?

All this is 20% off with Best Buy Gamer’s Club Unlocked!!!

Fuck is that already?

Omg I know. And then “Oh right....*pander pander pander*”

I don't! But I'm from Oklahoma and we are not allowed to. Also I must purchase my house from her realty company.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I thought this was Ryan Reynolds and now I am disappointed.

In fact I’m engaging in sodomy right now while concurrently posting to Jezebel!

Just remember, shoot for the head. Unless it's Vex. Then shoot for the dick. Always shoot for the dick.

Nope; I too am Ben Carson.

I fucking swear Bobby if the answer is I’m a Maxi Dress....

Nah she's just drunk. Trust me on this.

Personally I purchased 12 PBR tall boys. But I'm also an alcoholic.

Oh thank god this isn't Oklahoma. #winning!

Yeah let’s pass the “abort anything that could potentially be an anchor baby” act. That's a lot fucking easier than repealing the 14th amendment, you asshats.

Disclaimer: I’m a dude

Actually yeah it kind of fucking is.

And you apply a one-time credit of $10 for the inconvenience!

Yep. Exact same as if someone says “I’m not racist, but....” they really should never finish that sentence. But they always do.