Actually maybe rehoming her isn’t a bad idea. Like troll those places where you can give away your adopted children and give her to a “nice” family.

Happy Saturday everyone! I’m sitting here recuperating from massive ball trauma I endured on the 2nd of July. I’m out of work until the 20th so I’ve been catching up on OITNB and promoting my indiegogo fund to support my medical bills. I have good health insurance but it’s still globe to be like $4200 after two…

Could this possibly have been removed because the subject looks like he’s under 13?

She’s awesome. Her wedding was going to be held in Brooklyn (where she lives) but then she saw how much it was going to cost for the venue and everything else and was like “Fuck it let’s do Vegas!”

Amanda is that you?

It’s true, penis CAN surprise you!

Oh god I know. I got the F22 too. Oh well, still better than that time Jezebel told me I was a Maxi Dress.

I had seriously been considering a (used) Q7 for my next car. These posts made me settle on another Acura. Probably an MDX. So boring, but reliable!

Like seriously what the fuck is that real?

Destiny consumers are used to getting double penetrated in every orifice.

Apparently! I forgot this existed. Well I guess it doesn't, actually.

Tilda, you’re an amazing, glorious unicorn person, and everything but I feel like there’s not much learning at that school. I mean, I’d love to go there, but lucky for your kids, they have a rich famous mommy.

No, an artisanal sex tape.

So does that mean I can return this empty case of Two Buck Chuck? I wasn't sure if I was satisfied so I had to drink the other 11 bottles to be sure.

My friends call me Real. Real JeniTalia.

Coming here to say this! Isn't she the one with the smelly pussy? Or something? I think that's her claim to fame. That her vagina may or may not smell foul and she sued someone over it.

I propose a black hole to be inserted in vaginas. This may end up killing the woman whose vagina it's attached to, but no blood. So win!

Jesus I rather take two dicks in my ass than insert two ginormous tampons in my (non-existent) vagina.

Fat, Sausagey Wiener is the name of my Styx cover band.

Brb, trying.