Oh my god this is my first favorite “That’s my fetish” GIF. What is that from??

Holy fuck once again I am so thankful I have a dick. This is a thing!??!

CANNOT UNSEE.

Some of them.

Aussie Meat Pie sounds like a filthy and/or dangerous sex act. Still not as gross as a Czechoslovakian Meat Pie.

Is there any gay sex? Inquiring minds want to know.

Ol’ Snowball done it again!

Thanks!

I am a bit confused by which pronoun to use in this case.

1) How is it for anal?

I second this! As is Gun Oil. But since Gun Oil is silicon-based my sheets look like greasy hamburger wrappers.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

This is soooo cute! Where is @MSchrayber? I want to see Mark’s mom.

I stole it from a Gawker or Jezebel commentor. I cannot thank them enough.

This is why the only thing I let me child eat is Valium, cigarettes, and cocaine. Maybe a Bloody Mary once and a while, if she needs her vegetables.

Hopefully this is animated.

This is horrible, yes. But I may have to steal this to get out of a bad date:

Ugh. I saw this on the local news tonight, and I was like “Please don’t make it to Gawker. Also thank god I don’t know this person.”

Yeah but they’re hot. And funny! I mean I guess Lena Dunham would be the closest Louis C.K. equivalent, but she still catches endless shit for her looks. I think I may have just given her some.