Getting hit by a bus > maxi dresses.

Yeah he was, but I think they're trying to kind of mitigate that by making all the Castor clones soldiers so we won't see quite the diversity as in the Leda clones.

A maxi dress? What the fuck is that? Did you just call me fat?

All of these things are true. Except it wasn’t my aunt’s friend, it was my aunt. I friended and then immediately unfriended my aunt. No family on Facebook!

I was stoned one night and I accidentally clicked accept on my aunt’s friend request. I was so horrified and defriended her seconds later. Damage done.

The video won’t play on my phone =(

Or give them an upper-decker. Muahaha.

And pull your pants down and show him your clitoris?

I heart you so much for not redacting his email address. And linking to it.

Oh my god what is this from

Been there.

Thank you for reminding me of the time Alanis Morrisette did this amazing cover.

I present to you Loki: he’s 16 and still a little shit. This is him after he escaped my apartment and decided to lounge on our hallway stairs.

Would you accept a man? My daily routine consists of showering followed by Olay's Man Expert (ha!) Vita-Lift Anti Aging Wrinkle and Firming cream.

My sister had a turquoise Edsel convertible as her wedding departure vehicle. I'd post pictures but she might not like that. Still, it was awesome!

Yes, we are going to claim you were disrespectful and horrible. Because you were. But maybe you aren’t aware of the originalities of blackface so I’ll leave this here: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackface

I’ve gotta admit I clicked the headline and was slightly disappointed as this was not the type of otter I was expecting. But then I played the video and SQUEEEE!!!!

I'd be mad about the dents. Not the sex, but any damage done to said hood.

Yes, it has to be everywhere and touch EVERYTHING!!! I need to work on getting a porno filmed in my apartment.