I, too, am the default vagina advisor for all my lady friends. Which is funny because I don't have one.

If there is a god this is why (s)he made me male. Because I am far too lazy to deal with all the upkeep a vagina requires.

Yep I've had to do this too. An ex stole my record player (in 2006 I think) and my cat carrier and probably something else. He was totally avoiding me, and when I came by he closed the blinds. (Yes I explained I just wanted my stuff and nothing to do with him) I parked behind his car and he almost ran over someone…

Oh I've been waiting ages for the right moment to use this!

And Re: furries:

I could probably write a whole list that would show up on /r/okcupid so I'll just do a few.

I'm waiting for version 1.3:

The squirrels at my apartment throw acorns at me and then laugh. They are dicks.

Replying to say this is quite possibly the most amazing GIF I've ever seen.

Fuck you, Wendy Williams.

Felix and EVERYONE! I love Felix.

When I was 18 I got my first "me" car, a 1991 Nissan Maxima SE whose auto tranny blew up at 190k miles. After that I was given a 1989 Volvo 740 Turbo wagon that had 96,000 miles when I got it in 2005. It was an amazing car but the gas mileage was atrocious. We had to get rid of it in 2007 (it still ran perfectly)!and…

This totally needs to be out of the grays. I laughed so hard bagel came out of my nose.

Well good for you. Still none of your damn business.

So this is Rush Limbaugh fan fiction, right?

As someone currently going through this process that was my thought as well.

I think that documentary was called "Poltergeist"

Replying to promote because this is so horrible.

Sign me up. These future crows feet aren't going to remove themselves!

I'm a gay male and at 31 currently struggling to afford my third Gardisil shot. Because of my age my insurance won't cover it, but I asked my doctor if he thought it was a good idea for me to start and he was all for it.