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But where is the most popular place to #RiseandGrindr?

I (male) had weight loss surgery four years ago and went from 350 to 190.

Congratulations! I was in the same boat. I get my four month chip on Monday and things are definitely looking up.

This is just color correction. It's a non-story. The original color would look terrible on a magazine cover. It's not like they took 20 pounds off.

I came here to say just this. Thanks for saving me time!

Erin, can we have a discussion about how Laverne Cox did not make the Time 100?

I wanna talk about this. Laverne Cox didn't even make the fucking LIST. Yeah, she made the reader's list, but not the editor's list published in the magazine. I feel like I need to start a Twitter campaign.

How about #OccupyMyAnus

I wonder if Terry Richardson whipped out his dick and ejaculated on Neil's face. Gross.

After reading this article did anyone get the impression that *he* choose to have girls because he really likes to control women?

Yeah. I switched from Ambien to Trazadone. Ambien is scary scary stuff.

Yeah that's what I got from this. I didn't see racism at all.

Maybe she's the new Supreme! I had forgotten about making the candles burst into flames.

If I was Taissa Farmiga's charachter I would be pretty pissed. One girl is clairvoyant, Emma Roberts is telekinetic, and Gabourey Sidebe has the human voodoo doll thing going on. But poor Taissa is stuck with a magic vagina.
Anyway, aren't all vaginas magical?

"Damp" makes me think of Jerri Blank:

HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE GREATEST RECIPE EVER!!!

Yeah I think that sentence was just another Jezebel grammar fail.

"Every glass I blew looked like a vulva."