Maybe Tom Cruise is using an adult little person?

I think you're giving him too much credit. This sounds more like a carefully rehearsed response fed to him by a publicist. He's done nothing to show any remorse (including not doing his community service).

Wow.

So this program is called "Cheetah Hunt" I see...

I'm new to Gawker/Jezebel commenting (I just wrote my first long comment on Gawker...I'm always terrified of getting ripped to shreds) but I was doing fine THE NEXT DAY. I got some great antibiotic eyedrops, rested, went back to work the next day. Then they fired me a few days later. The unemployment lady said to my…

Actually depending on where they lived/worked it's very possibly totally legal. I live in Oklahoma, an at will employment state. You can be fired at any time for any reason with no legal recourse. I was fired a couple of months ago because I had to leave work due to an infection in my eye...I couldn't see out of it, I…