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For those who don’t know, the “grape quality” thing is an in-joke referencing Yoshida’s other game, Final Fantasy XIV. When the Endwalker expansion launched in 2021, there was a vineyard in one of the starting areas with a bug in the grape models. They were supposed to have a sliding poly resolution based on distance

A company in decline charging their most dedicated customers more, for less benefits seems like a way to hasten the inevitable.

Have they been bought by a private equity firm yet? That’s going to signal their change from a physical store to a mall kiosk or even worse, a mall vending machine that prints on-demand paper vouchers for online things.

If the PvP isn’t up to snuff in a PvP game, the solution isn’t to add PvE. It’s to fix the issues with PvP. It’s like saying the racing in Mario Kart has problems so you should add a bowling mode.

This was the final nail in the coffin for me. I normally play Arcade when playing solo, but last night did some QP with friends, and it was simply horrible. Felt like all we were being put against was 5 stack smurfs. The game is just not fun anymore, anything that was fun has been stripped away for profit.

very that ! take my social, my wallet, my car, my partner, my kitten — everything

I think the key word is “conservative”. This is exactly the type of stuff that gains wide traction on conservative media and excites the frothing GOP base to vote in a primary.

Well it clearly is though, transphobia is alarmingly common even among those who consider themselves to be opposed to conservatives

I mean, you could have some self-control and realize that scalpers are only scalpers because people are willing to be scalped. If people would stop giving in to their impulses and stop purchasing from scalpers, then they would go away. In this case you can even still play the game by just buying it digitally, you’re

It’s not even a cool package.  A nice steelbook with Amano’s artwork would have been nice.  This is just lazy.

we all thought that at one time or aother. but then we played a deck game and enjoyed it.

Not a joke, just the way Hollywood works.

Now Semen is a movie that would make loads. Everyone would come for that!

Too late, Tommy Tallarico has those rights (or at least he says he does).

Out of my way, I’m getting those Earthworm Jim rights and nobody’s gonna stop me!

“If a good movie is successful, people will make bad movies." Is this a joke I'm missing? 

I’ve already bought the movie rights to the 1998 hit Playstation game Punky Skunk. Best $1.50 I’ve ever spent.

It’s been billed as a reboot in other articles.

Surge2 is astonishingly small on consoles! Think it was under 20GB or even under 10GB!

The tower fowl is Colonel, Cayde’s rooster.