Petraeus was sentenced to two years’ probation in April 2013 for passing classified information to Paula Broadwell, who was at the time writing his biography and with whom he was also having an affair.

I mean, did she buy the bus? She had to have, right? What rental bus company lets you write on the side of it? Regardless, I hate anyone who uses hashtags on anything but social media.

#mycatsbreathellslikecatfood

#jonesingforagoodtime

Come sit by me, friend.

Help me settle a debate for a friend who’s trying to come up with a wedding hashtag. Her fiance’s last name is Jones, so I suggested the semi-obvious #meandmrsjones. She objects because that song is about adultery. I said no one’s thinking that hard about the inspiration behind a hashtag and besides, it’s cute. What…

I’d rather have a wedding #hashbrown.

The Property Brothers have featured multiple LGBT couples on their show over the years.

I haven’t watched HGTV in a while, but I always liked that gay families were just families.

Ugh, I knew a guy from Minnesota who was telling me all the house he got for the same price I paid for my condo outside of DC. And I was like “... but you’re in Minnesota.”

I feel like French farmhouse style doesn’t get enough hate when people complain about Joanna’s taste. Or maybe it’s just me who gets sick of white walls, white cabinets, and white-washed faux rustic crap in between.

Damn, you weren’t kidding

If you think about it, HGTV has probably done as much to normalize LGBT relationships as anything on television. I mean, years ago you could tune in and watch same-sex couples house hunt.

Yeah she needs to vary it up for reals. Enough with the fucking shiplap.

Yeah, that’s what I always point out when people snicker about how expensive it is to live in my city (NY) and start rattling off prices of cheap, beautiful homes in like, Wyoming. OF COURSE it’s cheap as hell! It’s in WYOMING!

Also, and I know because I grew up there, Waco is a shitty hellhole of despair. Really people, I cannot stress this enough, it has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I’m mystified every time someone mentions this show because I don’t care if I could buy the Taj Majal for 125K, if it’s in fucking Waco, forget it.

Gays: The Ultimate Fixer Uppers

I hate these people. And I hate shiplap. There, I said it.

I would like my waist to look like hers if I wore a dress like that. Yes, I realize I should embrace what I have, but she’s so pretty.

I don’t like to spend alot of time weeping over things that never were...but damn, a WB show with Caplan and Hamm?