Someone nonchalantly asks “Is he dead?”

a huge move in keeping the superstar D from hitting the market.

Take a civics class, you morons. Potus is well within his rights to fire Mueller [You mean Rod Rosenstein] A 2 year investigation [Mueller was appointed 11 months ago] that’s turned up no actual Russian collusion [19 people and three companies have been indicted or pled guilty so far]. He should’ve been fired a long…

trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

Pour it yourself :)

Who’s going to liberate us? Everyone but Canada and Germany has gone right-wing populist to an extent. And Canada is too nice to liberate us, and Ze Germans probably don’t want us.

He should try for the Vegas job. Roy is beloved in that town.