It’s weird that it’s pronouce KLEEVE-LAND.

I’ve always been confused about adding er to so many words, since I grew up hearing people say “you mean more ____, not ___er”. I’ve never looked into it.

If this didn’t look good, would anyone have the ovaries to say it?

Why’s he winking like an anime guy?

I blame Zoidbama.

Mmm, titties...

What does Sarah Jessica Warker have to do with anything??

Am I the only one who, with enough money, would buy a cargo ship and live on it?

I don’t know... some of you women have vaginas like kangaroo pouches. Ginormous.

Man, that’s smug.

I’ll admit, this is all I’ve ever known about Charles Barkley:

“Rock-a-bye rapist, how do you-ou plead?

Y’know what’s ironic? He’s crying ‘cuz he knows what they do to cops in jail. And cops who raped, I’m guessing, get raped in jail.

What, did Jennifer Lawrence say no? Isn’t this beneath the Magnificent and Effervescent Cate Blanchette?

Thanks, Miley.

You’re not alone. Intelligent people, like you and I, grow out of it.

Grinding is for 8th graders. And so is shake:

HAHAHA! Look at him! Look at him cry like a little BITCH!!!

And their paws smell like popcorn :)