He sure as hell doesn’t look like Woody Allen.

We get so few trick-or-treaters here (neighborhood has no resident children) that we buy the candy at the 99c store. A bag or two is all we need and usually we have most of it left over.

That vinegar/water mixture is a reasonably effective ant killer. We spray it on the ants when we’re out of Terro baits.

My husband used to do the same thing. Soap bars, shampoo bottles, you name it. “They’ll just throw it out,” he would say. “I can use it when I go camping.”

If you can get at the speaker on the inside, stuff it full of tissue.

Tuna in oil (which is a lot tastier than tuna in water) is a good place to start. Then Miracle Whip and sliced bread and butter pickles on top. That’s it.

My Congressman is Adam Schiff and my Senators are Feinstein and Harris. I don’t need to ask.

While I would definitely have my kids if I had it to do over, I suspect my mother would have said no.

Very amused that the San Diego Adam & Eve store is in my mom’s old neighborhood.

A longtime friend of mine has Spinal Muscular Atrophy and he has always said he’s “confined to a wheelchair.” 

Indiana Jones and the Walker of Doom. He’ll be 80 by the time filming starts.

Yeah.....  plus size and flat chested, shopping is a joke. Why do all the manufacturers think that we’re all boobed like Anna Nicole Smith?

One family member does not believe that the best way to have money in the bank is to put it there yourself. He takes it to the track instead. And has no money in the bank.

If you guys aren’t listening to the amazing original audio dramas from Pendant Productions, you are DEFINITELY missing out.

Be sure to check to see if you’ll be allowed to go to the top. Age and disability may pose problems.

I gave up on that show about 3/4 the way through the very first episode.

We sent the kids to their room about an hour before their official bedtime. Because kids need parent-free time as much as parents need kid-free time. We lived in a VERY small apartment and all of us needed some space.

Not a chance. 

I went to grade school in the South in the 50s and 60s and nobody heard of air conditioning schools.

Use ghee instead of butter for saute’ing.