My Congressman is Adam Schiff and my Senators are Feinstein and Harris. I don’t need to ask.

While I would definitely have my kids if I had it to do over, I suspect my mother would have said no.

Very amused that the San Diego Adam & Eve store is in my mom’s old neighborhood.

A longtime friend of mine has Spinal Muscular Atrophy and he has always said he’s “confined to a wheelchair.” 

Yeah.....  plus size and flat chested, shopping is a joke. Why do all the manufacturers think that we’re all boobed like Anna Nicole Smith?

One family member does not believe that the best way to have money in the bank is to put it there yourself. He takes it to the track instead. And has no money in the bank.

If you guys aren’t listening to the amazing original audio dramas from Pendant Productions, you are DEFINITELY missing out.

Be sure to check to see if you’ll be allowed to go to the top. Age and disability may pose problems.

I gave up on that show about 3/4 the way through the very first episode.

We sent the kids to their room about an hour before their official bedtime. Because kids need parent-free time as much as parents need kid-free time. We lived in a VERY small apartment and all of us needed some space.

Not a chance. 

I went to grade school in the South in the 50s and 60s and nobody heard of air conditioning schools.

Use ghee instead of butter for saute’ing.

Los Angeles? Stay inside and do nothing strenuous till the end of October.

You don’t live in a hot, dry place, obviously.

This is probably an Old Person Problem, but if I leave the insert in the pot, chances are good that I will forget the contents that are still in the pot after I’ve served a meal worth and the pot will sit there all night.

Circa notebook and Cross 3-color pen.

Three of us were hired at the same time at my last job. All three of us left at about the same time 5 years later because our boss was a paranoid nutjob who had kissed up so long and so vigorously as to be pretty much untouchable. One of my co-workers documented every slimy thing the boss had done and complained to…

My oldest brother was a scrawny, knock-kneed little weenie when he was a kid. I spent our shared childhood pulling bullies off him (sometimes literally). It made me pretty bully-resistant, because it was clear that if I stood up to a bully, the bully would almost always back down.

Someone I know thinks the only thing one can do with “excess” money is take it to the racetrack.