I’ve lived with cats nearly all my life. It’s been my experience that there are “people cats” (friendly to everyone) and “cat cats” (disappear when new humans are around). We always had people cats before. Now we have cat cats. Getting them to interact with anyone they don’t already know means first enticing them out…

Sweetie, it’s a DOG. Believe it or not, you can go places without your dog. Your dog will be just fine at home. Get used to it.

We bought our first calculator in 1973. It was made by Commodore, if I remember right, and it cost about $30. Very primitive. It dealt with whole numbers only (no decimals). There was a switch you could flip to put one little LED dot on the screen, for when you were dealing with money.

Like everyone in his family, my husband starts wearing shorts as soon as the weather is warm enough that he doesn’t freeze his nuts off. Which in California is pretty much all year.

Gloria Vanderbilt jeans have reasonable pockets.

One of our dearly departed cats would play fetch with a milk jug ring. But only as long as he felt like it.

Our current four cats are not “people cats.” They’re all rescues, and I think we got them just a little too late for them to be properly socialized.

Cats will come when called if they feel like it. They’re cats.

Spiral notebooks are possible if you turn them upside down and backwards so the spirals are on the right. Not ideal, but possible.

My dad bought his own set of left-handed golf clubs when he really couldn’t afford them, for just this reason.

Yup. This is why I got my own bowling ball years ago.

Just call me Abby Normal.

I think a large percentage of that “book’s” readers will get it from Pirate Bay.

That works for modern houses. Our driveway was built to accommodate the cars available in 1930. When a neighbor builds a cinderblock wall right up at the edge of their property line, you ain’t getting a modern size sedan down the driveway, period. It was a close call even for my son’s Chevy LUV truck.

The images are so much larger that sometimes only about 1/4 of the image is visible. If you divided the screen in quarters, only the lower right side shows.

Thank you! Lots of good kosher shops not far from us.

Other than the fact that blue cheese tastes like vomit (I would substitute feta or chevre) that looks like great party food.

Something went flooie inside my inexpensive 32" Samsung TV. The same thing that went flooie inside its inexpensive 32" Samsung predecessor. All of a sudden, images received via HDMI are too big for the screen (images received by the antenna are fine). No amount of fiddling around with the settings did anything. I even…

Sweet pickle relish, capers, and Miracle Whip, not mayo.

First ate ham salad in my mother-in-law’s kitchen. I’ve loved it ever since. We seldom have leftover ham to make it with, though.